Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
I don’t think cats would be impressed by automatic sliding doors. “I have a human for that,” they’d say.
I think I’ll start shoplifting. I’m tired of being nervous for no reason when I go through the exit alarm.
When I see a teenager with his pants hanging down, I think “Man, that kid could really use a belt.” A rolled-up newspaper might also work.
Dose Me Again!