Dose Me!

Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit!  You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility).   Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page.  If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.

 

I tried to bring my own dice to the table, but apparently that’s not allowed or not part of blackjack or whatever.



Honey is the best selling insect vomit-based product on the market today, I bet.



I used to think it was fine to eat tacos twice in one week. I sit corrected.



Dose Me Again!