About Dr. Twittenheimer
Dr. Twittenheimer is the comedic alter-ego of a real-life scientist. He has an actual PhD, but it’s not in joke-writing. In fact, I’m not even sure they give those out. But if they did, he’d probably get one of those, too.
Dr. Twittenheimer
I'm not a mad scientist. But I am very disappointed.
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Welcome!
Welcome to the new Dr. Twittenheimer website! It’s been a long time in the making – first I had to write thousands and thousands of jokes, and then I had to hire some monkeys to build the site. But the monkeys didn’t work out, and I had some trouble with the monkey union, and then there was that thing with the… well, anyways, the website is here!
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Wear your favorite Joke!
Wearing your favorite Dr. Twittenheimer joke on a comfy t-shirt is as easy to do as writing on fabric with a magic marker! Or you could visit the ‘Wearables’ section of the store and see what we’re putting together. We’ve only just gotten started, so check back to see what’s new. And if you have a favorite that you’d like the...
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First Book Released!
Dr. Twittenheimer’s first book, “Humble and Proud of It”, has finally been released. It is currently available in the Dr. Twittenheimer store, where you can choose to purchase from Lulu.com, or from Amazon.com. Be one of the first to pick up a copy of this 150-page collection of over 800 Dr. Twittenheimer jokes!
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This will show the latest 20 tweets. But why restrict yourself to just these? Follow the Doc on Twitter at @DrTwittenheimer!
For a random dose of tweets from the book “Humble and Proud of It”, try the Dose Me! app.
Read moreDose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility).
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