Dose Me!

Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit!  You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility).   Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page.  If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.

 

These sports bras are getting really specific. Did you know that they have one just for doing push-ups?



Three guys walk into a restaurant bathroom. They don’t know each other, however, because guys don’t go to the bathroom in groups.



Do you know what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple and also an anvil falls on your head.



Dose Me Again!