Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
In what way is “defrosting the freezer” a different chore from “mopping the kitchen floor”?
Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.
Honking the whole time isn’t going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese.
Dose Me Again!