Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
My cat might be mentally handicapped. Or a genius. It’s pretty hard to tell with cats.
“Is this a joke?” – Guy who doesn’t know what a joke is, holding up a hammer (also, he doesn’t know what a hammer is)
“Phony, anachronistic quotes are easy to detect, like poorly designed stealth bombers.” – Socrates
Dose Me Again!