Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
Asking for help is not a sign of weakness. Unless you’re asking someone to help you lift something that doesn’t weigh very much.
Do you suppose they call it a “sandwich” because it is made with stuff “sandwiched” between two slices of bread?
It must be hard for mafia thugs to convey sincere appreciation for the quality of an establishment and concern for its continued well-being.
Dose Me Again!