Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
When I see a teenager with his pants hanging down, I think “Man, that kid could really use a belt.” A rolled-up newspaper might also work.
I tried to bring my own dice to the table, but apparently that’s not allowed or not part of blackjack or whatever.
Beauty is only skin deep. Below that it gets pretty gross.
Dose Me Again!