Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
“Dear Lord, please don’t let her eat my head afterward. Amen.” – Praying mantis
My wife goes jogging while I stay home to watch TV and eat potato chips. I complete her.
My wife says I have a short attention sandwich.
Dose Me Again!