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“Pretty seashells are the root of all evil.” – Person from a society where pretty seashells are used as currency
In shamanistic cultures, it’s probably common for mothers to pester their daughters to marry a witchdoctor or witchlawyer.
I’ve never licked a toad, but I imagine it’s pretty similar to licking a dry, bumpy frog.
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