Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
Knowledge is power, which can then be used to take bliss from the ignorant.
I have a lot of respect for women who can juggle work, and kids, and a husband, and a chainsaw.
Doctors make terrible patients, but they make even worse airplane mechanics.
Dose Me Again!