Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
Snowboarding: All the fun of surfing and almost no shark attacks.
“Sure, I can, like, totally park your car for, like, a small fee or whatever.” – Valet girl
If you see a grown man wearing a baseball hat, and he’s not playing baseball, it’s probably because he is missing the top part of his skull.
Dose Me Again!