Dose Me!

Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit!  You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility).   Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page.  If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.

 

At best, I’d give the entire 4-star rating system 2 1/2 bananas.



You can laugh all the way to the bank, but once you get there it’s time to be serious.



Vampires are immortal, except in the highly unlikely event that they are exposed to the sunlight blanketing the Earth or poked with a stick.



Dose Me Again!