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Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
If you drink apple juice and urinate at the same time, it looks like it’s going right through you. Great party trick.
In what way is “defrosting the freezer” a different chore from “mopping the kitchen floor”?
Well, there’s no need for that kind of language. Sanskrit, I mean.
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