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“It’s a bit like sitting in a bathtub full of JELL-O.” – Guy kneeling in a bathtub full of JELL-O
Firefighters should shield themselves with family portraits and fragments of incriminating documents, as apparently these never burn.
One good thing about the metric system is that you only have to walk a kilometer in someone’s shoes before you can judge them.
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