Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
“Well, screw it. I’m eating it anyway.” (Origin of blue cheese).
It’s fun to pretend you’re a giant and smash a sand castle. Plus, it will teach that kid a valuable life lesson, that nothing is permanent.
This obesity epidemic is making it harder and harder to find low-fat Soylent Green.
Dose Me Again!