Dose Me!
Get a quick fix of the Doc’s wit! You’ll get three randomly selected tweets from a set of 150, all chosen from the most recent book. It’s a like a slot machine of funny, except every combination is a winner and you won’t end up hocking your jewelry to support your addiction. (Note: If you do, we assume no responsibility). Need more? Just press the ‘Dose Me Again!’ button at the bottom of the page. If you still can’t seem to get enough, you can always buy the book and get all 800+ jokes.
I removed the “sanitized for your protection” tape from my hotel toilet and it fell in the water. Now what?
When I see a teenager with his pants hanging down, I think “Man, that kid could really use a belt.” A rolled-up newspaper might also work.
Any garage can fit three cars if they’re crushed into cubes. By the way, your garage can now fit your car and two others.
Dose Me Again!