Welcome!
Welcome to the new Dr. Twittenheimer website! It’s been a long time in the making – first I had to write thousands and thousands of jokes, and then I had to hire some monkeys to build the site. But the monkeys didn’t work out, and I had some trouble with the monkey union, and then there was that thing with the… well, anyways, the website is here!
Read MoreWear your favorite Joke!
Wearing your favorite Dr. Twittenheimer joke on a comfy t-shirt is as easy to do as writing on fabric with a magic marker! Or you could visit the ‘Wearables’ section of the store and see what we’re putting together. We’ve only just gotten started, so check back to see what’s new. And if you have a favorite that you’d like the shirt-monkeys to put together,...
Read MoreFirst Book Released!
Dr. Twittenheimer’s first book, “Humble and Proud of It”, has finally been released. It is currently available in the Dr. Twittenheimer store, where you can choose to purchase from Lulu.com, or from Amazon.com. Be one of the first to pick up a copy of this 150-page collection of over 800 Dr. Twittenheimer jokes!
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